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Stranger: hey

You: :33 < hello!

Stranger: how are you?

You: :33 < im good!

Stranger: how do you feel about marijuana?

You: :33 < mariwhat?

Stranger: pot, weed, mary jane its all love

You: :33 < huh?

Stranger: refer, i cant cant think off any other names for it

You: :33 < oh sorry i couldnt understand!

Stranger: marijuana? the drug?

You: :33 < ive never heard of it, only something i believe is called.. alcohol?

Stranger: this is a fucking joke right how old are you?

You: :33 < im 6

Stranger: no that cant be right

You: :33 < why not?

Stranger: 6 year olds dont know how to navigate the internet

You: :33 < all my other friends are the same age and were all able to manage just fine

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA

You: :33 < whats so funny?

Stranger: why dont you go ask your mom what Mary-juan-uh is

You: :33 < whats a mom?

Stranger: what language do you speak?

You: :33 < english and alternian

Stranger: no theres no chance you are six

You: :33 < but i am!

Stranger: everyone that speaks english knows what mom means, mom, mother, mommy, mama, etc...

You: :33 < ive nefur heard of any of those terms befur

Stranger: what do you call the woman that you can out of the vagina of?

You: :33 < whats that? i hatched out of an egg

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